They can put a man on the moon, BUT...
 

Why can't they make a deodorant thingee that doesn't self-destruct all over my bathroom floor when it runs out???

Wow! Cool! Can you document this in image form next time it happens and post so we can see??????

Because your mom.

get one of those deodorant crystals. Then it will just shatter to pieces when it hits the bathroom floor.

Actually, we can't send a man to the moon just now. Really, we have no spacecraft that could do it, and NASA have thrown out the plans for the ones that did. AND the plans for the non-disintegrating deodorant.

@ zen - snort!

The problem with mine is that is virtually clear and there is no warning when its empty. So instead of applying deodorant all one is doing is sanding the underarm area with a piece of plastic.

Use a bay leaf - you'll smell like soup[/George Carlin]

Because in space, deodorant chips never hit the floor.

Well played sir.

:lol: ... so many MBA astronauts do not understand this basic principle ...

And while we're at it, how come we can't undo a fart?

That's definitely the laws of thermodynamics.

... but I' not dating.
Maybe they sent my man there?

They can send a man to the moon, but they can't make a date stamper that doesn't piss ink all over your hands?!?!