How do you see technology in the future?

01-25-2011, 05:22 AM

Technology has played a big part in our lives, from helping us with work to improving gadgets to the later and better quality. Robots have also been part of the technology industry, helping out with various jobs.

jimhelm · 01-25-2011, 08:29 AM

I think they should tax all technologies standing in water!

oh!

Flint · 01-25-2011, 10:16 AM

I believe that technology in the future will be a thing that happens involving a group of people and the technology used by those people and it will be in the future.

Undertoad · 01-25-2011, 10:29 AM

I would like to have a robot as an abusive exercise partner. I imagine him to be the Lost In Space robot. And when I started slacking off, he would pinch my middle with those big pinchy metal hands. It would hurt a little. And then he would say something horrible about my appearance.

Later, I would try to rationalize that he is just a robot, programmed to say these things, and I shouldn't feel bad about myself.

footfootfoot · 01-25-2011, 10:30 AM

If you don't see technology in the future you can see it in the pasture:

Shawnee123 · 01-25-2011, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

I believe that technology in the future will be a thing that happens involving a group of people and the technology used by those people and it will be in the future.

You don't say? Hmmm, food for thought.

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I would like to have a robot as an abusive exercise partner. I imagine him to be the Lost In Space robot. And when I started slacking off, he would pinch my middle with those big pinchy metal hands. It would hurt a little. And then he would say something horrible about my appearance.

Later, I would try to rationalize that he is just a robot, programmed to say these things, and I shouldn't feel bad about myself.

Weird, I was just thinking today about how on a Lost in Space episode there was a robot that LOOKED like Robot but he was evil and they said he was a robotoid.

I need an abusive exercise robot and a compassionate GPS (don't worry Shaw, you just made a bad turn, it doesn't mean you're a bad person. You'll get there, it just takes you a little longer than most.)

wolf · 01-25-2011, 10:39 AM

Indistinguishable from magic.

(Come on guys, it's the go-to answer.)

footfootfoot · 01-25-2011, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I need an abusive exercise robot and a compassionate GPS (don't worry Shaw, you just made a bad turn, it doesn't mean you're a bad person. You'll get there, it just takes you a little longer than most.)

"Hey, that was one smooth turn! Awesome work. You just glided like you were floating on air. Do another one for me, just like that, but on the other side. That would be great."

See, you wouldn't even realize that you'd made a wrong turn. That's the kind of GPS you want.

Shawnee123 · 01-25-2011, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

"Hey, that was one smooth turn! Awesome work. You just glided like you were floating on air. Do another one for me, just like that, but on the other side. That would be great."

See, you wouldn't even realize that you'd made a wrong turn. That's the kind of GPS you want.

I'd be extremely suspicious of the GPS' motives, groveling like that. Like it was just trying to get into my pants or something. Or I'd get all defensive: don't condescend to ME you mudderplucker, I know it wasn't that great a turn. Stop looking at me like I'm stupid.

footfootfoot · 01-25-2011, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I'd be extremely suspicious of the GPS' motives, groveling like that. Like it was just trying to get into my pants or something.

Might not be the worst thing. It would be able to find your G spot.

Shawnee123 · 01-25-2011, 11:34 AM

Haggis!

monster · 01-25-2011, 12:18 PM

I'm thinking there must be a post deep in the darkest corners of the cellar that sets the alarms off when someone googles "homework help"....

footfootfoot · 01-25-2011, 12:24 PM

You know, Brianna did have a few homework help threads.

Sundae · 01-25-2011, 01:45 PM

Maybe if we all mention homework help or help with my homework or come here for help with your homework papers, then we'll have some real fun.

Or maybe we've been subtly marked in some way. Like when the papers were full of the signs criminals were marking on doors which meant "Dog here, keep away" or "Great pickings" or "Single female". Because the hype all turned out to be true of course.

footfootfoot · 01-25-2011, 02:08 PM

The Cellar:
Come for the single females and stay for the homework help.

01-25-2011, 05:22 AM	#1
Georgieanu Guest Posts: n/a	How do you see technology in the future? Technology has played a big part in our lives, from helping us with work to improving gadgets to the later and better quality. Robots have also been part of the technology industry, helping out with various jobs.

01-25-2011, 08:29 AM	#2
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01-25-2011, 10:30 AM	#5
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01-25-2011, 10:39 AM	#7
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01-25-2011, 10:29 AM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I would like to have a robot as an abusive exercise partner. I imagine him to be the Lost In Space robot. And when I started slacking off, he would pinch my middle with those big pinchy metal hands. It would hurt a little. And then he would say something horrible about my appearance. Later, I would try to rationalize that he is just a robot, programmed to say these things, and I shouldn't feel bad about myself.

01-25-2011, 11:34 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Haggis! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-25-2011, 12:18 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm thinking there must be a post deep in the darkest corners of the cellar that sets the alarms off when someone googles "homework help".... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-25-2011, 12:24 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You know, Brianna did have a few homework help threads. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-25-2011, 01:45 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Maybe if we all mention homework help or help with my homework or come here for help with your homework papers, then we'll have some real fun. Or maybe we've been subtly marked in some way. Like when the papers were full of the signs criminals were marking on doors which meant "Dog here, keep away" or "Great pickings" or "Single female". Because the hype all turned out to be true of course. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-25-2011, 02:08 PM	#15
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	The Cellar: Come for the single females and stay for the homework help. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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