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Food and Drink Essential to sustain life; near the top of the hierarchy of needs |
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Pies That Make You Angry
Peach.
always too mushy.
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Pecan.
Minimal involvement of pecans; filled with unidentified goo.
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The future is unwritten
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Mud.
Such a disappointment.
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nursery rhyme pies. full of live birds and plums and shit. and mincemeat! which doesn't have any meat! and gelid citrus pies with fake topping.
oooh, didn't know I was so full of pie angst!
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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I have nothing against any particular kind of pie, but I absolutely loathe meringue. (When I was a kid, Grandma Dallas would make two lemon pies and only put meringue on one of them.)
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Good mincemeat has meat, not green tomatoes.
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Hoodoo Guru
Join Date: Jul 2009
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""homemade" apple pie that is, in fact, mass-produced with that crust that tastes like buttered cardboard and those fake-tasting apples. I'm looking at you, Perkins.
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in a mood, not cupcake
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Philadelphia
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Pies that don't exist. One of our local pubs has a chalkboard behind the bar listing apple and cherry pie, a la mode if you like. But whenever I've asked for a slice, they are always 86'd.
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
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The Pie that's boycotting the Cellar.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Grandma's rock!
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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I've always found pumpkin pie to be rather smarmy.
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Professor
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Apricot pie made with dried apricots is a jip.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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pumpkin pie. wtf is that all about. pumpkins are for carving, not eating. yuck.
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Shepherd's pie. Very skimpy on the shepherds.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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My cheesburger pie makes me angry: angry with LOVE.
Other than that, apple pie is the only pie I like. I'll eat the occasional pumpkin but it doesn't really do it for me. Oh, and weird pies like chocolate mousse pies are good. French silk ice cream pie. Cherry pie pisses me off. It looks like it should taste good, but I hate cherries. All that wonderful pie crust, ruined! My brother is convinced this makes me anti-american.
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