I Wanna Punch Bill Gates In The Nose

Gravdigr · 11-11-2010, 03:33 PM

So LAST FUCKING WEEK I tried to update Windows. Because I'm a goddamned fool, that's why. Well, waddya know, it's been a while since I updated. No biggie, five important updates, eight optional updates. I don't just update optional shit, cuz, w/Microsoft, you run a 50/50 chance of mucking things up w/an update, so I opted for just the important ones. Great. One important update didn't install. Or download, for that matter. What was the holdout? The Microsoft Malicious Software Removal Tool. Yeah, when that's the one that don't go, I get suspicious. So, I go and update AVG and give it a run, to see what I've (or more likely Momdigr on FaceBook) picked up. An hour an a half later, AVG ain't found shit. Try the download again. Same, the MSRT did not download or install. Now I'm pissed AND concerned. I start Googling, and another hour later I'm in worse shape than I started. This goes on til, oh, 1:00 today.

Today, I downloaded & installed the 'optional updates', and just for shits and giggles, I tried the MSRT again. It downloaded and installed in the jiffy it should've the first goddamned time, just like all the times before.

Hey Bill: If the critically important shit won't d'load and install until I d'load and install the "optional" shit, IT AIN'T FUCKING OPTIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flint · 11-11-2010, 04:23 PM

ur doin it wrong

start wandows ngrmadly

Gravdigr · 11-12-2010, 01:51 PM

I remember ngrmadly...and ngrplease.

11-11-2010, 03:33 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I Wanna Punch Bill Gates In The Nose So LAST FUCKING WEEK I tried to update Windows. Because I'm a goddamned fool, that's why. Well, waddya know, it's been a while since I updated. No biggie, five important updates, eight optional updates. I don't just update optional shit, cuz, w/Microsoft, you run a 50/50 chance of mucking things up w/an update, so I opted for just the important ones. Great. One important update didn't install. Or download, for that matter. What was the holdout? The Microsoft Malicious Software Removal Tool. Yeah, when that's the one that don't go, I get suspicious. So, I go and update AVG and give it a run, to see what I've (or more likely Momdigr on FaceBook) picked up. An hour an a half later, AVG ain't found shit. Try the download again. Same, the MSRT did not download or install. Now I'm pissed AND concerned. I start Googling, and another hour later I'm in worse shape than I started. This goes on til, oh, 1:00 today. Today, I downloaded & installed the 'optional updates', and just for shits and giggles, I tried the MSRT again. It downloaded and installed in the jiffy it should've the first goddamned time, just like all the times before. Hey Bill: If the critically important shit won't d'load and install until I d'load and install the "optional" shit, IT AIN'T FUCKING OPTIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-11-2010, 04:23 PM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	ur doin it wrong start wandows ngrmadly __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-12-2010, 01:51 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I remember ngrmadly...and ngrplease. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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