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Radical Centrist
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3/28: Whale penis
![]() This one's making the rounds, so for those of you who haven't seen it... an actual whale penis. What isn't making the rounds is the rest of the story. Turns out this specimen -- or whatever you want to call it -- was "harvested" by a gent from Iceland who studies animal penii. And he's founded (the caption said "erected"; someone at Reuters had some fun) the Icelandic Phallological Museum. He has units from dozens of various animals from Iceland. Well, everyone needs a hobby of some sort. |
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lurkin old school
Join Date: Oct 2001
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hellooo Mr. Johnson! Is that a kayak in your blubber or...?
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Master of the Domain
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Woof
So I'm guessing that the unit is currently in the "stowed" configuration. So what does it look like fully deployed?
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in the Hour of Scampering
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Re: Woof
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He who reads, sometimes writes.
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Man, that's a big dork!
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Master of the Domain
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Morbid curiosity. The same that takes us all to a thread called "whale penis"...
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Professor
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<b>National Lampoon's <i>Animal House</i></b>
<i>Otter:</i> Mine's bigger than that... |
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Professor
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It's been a long time since I read Moby Dick but I recall someone making a full length coat from the outer skin of a Sperm Whale penis. No sleeves, kind of like a vest. Hey, those sailors were away at sea for a long time...
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Professor
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And if you rub it, you get a five-man tent.
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in the Hour of Scampering
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"...and then the cowboy says to the psychiatrist: 'A mare, of course. Whuddya think I am, *queer*!?' "
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Enemy Combatant/Evildoer
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I showed that thing to my little brother, and now he wants to fight it. Personally, I think he can take it. Sean is only about 5' high, and weighs roughly 50 #s. Soaken wet. Come to think of it, I'll bet sean wold be the first person in history beat up by an actual dork. The puns fly......
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Master of the Domain
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yeesh
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Enemy Combatant/Evildoer
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sean straight up, no regalia whatsoever
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Re: 3/28: Whale penis
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