Build your own Sex sandwich

richlevy · 04-29-2007, 10:01 PM

Cloud got me thinking about sandwiches. The rule is that you have to be part of the sandwich.

top slice:
meat:
bottom slice:

I'm saving my contribution for later. My problem with sandwiches (all kinds) is that I put too much thought into them. For the record, it's never happened to me. This is all theory.

Cloud · 04-29-2007, 10:03 PM

How 'bout

Antonio Banderas
Me
Salma Hayek

Well, a girl can dream, can't she? Have I mentioned that "Desperado" is one of my favorite movies? (drool)

Cloud · 04-29-2007, 10:30 PM

your turn, Rich

DucksNuts · 04-29-2007, 11:41 PM

Robbie Williams
Me
Jessica Alba

richlevy · 04-30-2007, 08:48 PM

Me
Jennifer Aniston
Angelina Jolie

SteveDallas · 04-30-2007, 09:00 PM

It would have to involve Emma Thompson and Winona Ryder... exact order TBD.

Sheldonrs · 05-01-2007, 06:27 PM

I've eaten at this place before. Sometimes the tossed salad that comes with the sandwich is the best part.

freshnesschronic · 05-01-2007, 06:48 PM

FINALLY.

I was waiting for someone to say that joke.

Cloud · 05-01-2007, 06:56 PM

Duncan Macleod
Me
Methos

***
any 2 Suicide Girls --I'm not picky-- and me

Perry Winkle · 05-03-2007, 08:14 AM

Two's company, three's a crowd. I prefer my sandwiches open-faced.

Sheldonrs · 05-03-2007, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grant

Two's company, three's a crowd. I prefer my sandwiches open-faced.

Can they make it open faced with a triple decker? hehehe

LabRat · 05-03-2007, 10:11 AM

I want a 3 foot sub...

*snicker*

too bad he probably won't ever see this, part-time party pooper.

Perry Winkle · 05-03-2007, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

I want a 3 foot sub...

*snicker*

too bad he probably won't ever see this, part-time party pooper.

don't worry, I'll send him a link

Sundae · 05-03-2007, 11:28 AM

Hmmmm, can't think about this too much as I am in a public place.
My initial request would be for:

David Tennant
Me
Steve Pemberton

I suppose with it being a sandwich, there'd be some butter... Last Tango in Paris anyone? Nah, I think I'd go along with Grant and have an open faced sandwich with each separately rather than both together.

Who's the most popular man at the sex sandwich shop?
The man who can carry 6 onion rings and two cups of coffee

Who's the most popular woman at the sex sandwich shop?
The one who can eat the last onion ring.

(Okay it works better with doughnuts but you get the idea)

Perry Winkle · 05-03-2007, 11:51 AM

Seriously, who drinks coffee with onion rings?

04-29-2007, 10:01 PM	#1
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Build your own Sex sandwich Cloud got me thinking about sandwiches. The rule is that you have to be part of the sandwich. top slice: meat: bottom slice: I'm saving my contribution for later. My problem with sandwiches (all kinds) is that I put too much thought into them. For the record, it's never happened to me. This is all theory. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

04-29-2007, 10:03 PM	#2
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	How 'bout Antonio Banderas Me Salma Hayek Well, a girl can dream, can't she? Have I mentioned that "Desperado" is one of my favorite movies? (drool) __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-29-2007, 10:30 PM	#3
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	your turn, Rich __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-30-2007, 08:48 PM	#5
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Me Jennifer Aniston Angelina Jolie __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

05-01-2007, 06:27 PM	#7
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I've eaten at this place before. Sometimes the tossed salad that comes with the sandwich is the best part. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-29-2007, 11:41 PM	#4
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Robbie Williams Me Jessica Alba

04-30-2007, 09:00 PM	#6
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	It would have to involve Emma Thompson and Winona Ryder... exact order TBD.

05-01-2007, 06:48 PM	#8
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	FINALLY. I was waiting for someone to say that joke.

05-01-2007, 06:56 PM	#9
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Duncan Macleod Me Methos *** any 2 Suicide Girls --I'm not picky-- and me __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!" Last edited by Cloud; 05-01-2007 at 07:16 PM.

05-03-2007, 08:14 AM	#10
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Two's company, three's a crowd. I prefer my sandwiches open-faced.

05-03-2007, 10:11 AM	#12
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	I want a 3 foot sub... snicker too bad he probably won't ever see this, part-time party pooper. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

05-03-2007, 11:28 AM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Hmmmm, can't think about this too much as I am in a public place. My initial request would be for: David Tennant Me Steve Pemberton I suppose with it being a sandwich, there'd be some butter... Last Tango in Paris anyone? Nah, I think I'd go along with Grant and have an open faced sandwich with each separately rather than both together. Who's the most popular man at the sex sandwich shop? The man who can carry 6 onion rings and two cups of coffee Who's the most popular woman at the sex sandwich shop? The one who can eat the last onion ring. (Okay it works better with doughnuts but you get the idea) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-03-2007, 11:51 AM	#15
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Seriously, who drinks coffee with onion rings?

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