Build your own Sex sandwich
 

Cloud got me thinking about sandwiches. The rule is that you have to be part of the sandwich.

top slice:
meat:
bottom slice:

I'm saving my contribution for later. My problem with sandwiches (all kinds) is that I put too much thought into them. For the record, it's never happened to me. This is all theory.

How 'bout

Antonio Banderas
Me
Salma Hayek

Well, a girl can dream, can't she? Have I mentioned that "Desperado" is one of my favorite movies? (drool)

your turn, Rich

Robbie Williams
Me
Jessica Alba

Me
Jennifer Aniston
Angelina Jolie

It would have to involve Emma Thompson and Winona Ryder... exact order TBD.

I've eaten at this place before. Sometimes the tossed salad that comes with the sandwich is the best part.

FINALLY.

I was waiting for someone to say that joke.

Duncan Macleod
Me
Methos

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any 2 Suicide Girls --I'm not picky-- and me

Two's company, three's a crowd. I prefer my sandwiches open-faced.

Can they make it open faced with a triple decker? hehehe

I want a 3 foot sub...

*snicker*

too bad he probably won't ever see this, part-time party pooper.

don't worry, I'll send him a link

Hmmmm, can't think about this too much as I am in a public place.
My initial request would be for:

David Tennant
Me
Steve Pemberton

I suppose with it being a sandwich, there'd be some butter... Last Tango in Paris anyone? Nah, I think I'd go along with Grant and have an open faced sandwich with each separately rather than both together.

Who's the most popular man at the sex sandwich shop?
The man who can carry 6 onion rings and two cups of coffee

Who's the most popular woman at the sex sandwich shop?
The one who can eat the last onion ring.

(Okay it works better with doughnuts but you get the idea)

Seriously, who drinks coffee with onion rings?