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04-29-2019, 02:05 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Doughnuts or Donuts
Whatever spelling, thank Adolph Levitt. In 1920 he invented the first automatic Doughnut machine.
Bigger asses to the masses. He also founded the Doughnut Corporation of America who blessed us with a "cookbook" in 1947. Get your day off to a well fueled start... Everyone knows salads are healthy and tasty too... Holidays, neighbors coming over for an orgy, or just Netflixing in your underwear, treats are a treat... May your days be donutty.
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04-29-2019, 05:07 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I don't care how you spell it just give me some please.
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04-29-2019, 05:20 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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Cold Cokes and jelly donuts, the breakfast of champions.
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04-29-2019, 05:23 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Pepsi.
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04-29-2019, 05:44 PM
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still says videotape
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Dunnots?
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04-29-2019, 05:52 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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I dunnonuts.
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04-29-2019, 06:14 PM
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Snowflake
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d o n u t
Way back in the post-Napster days, I was posting on AudioGalaxy-- an p2p file-sharing site that had message boards for artists, songs, and albums. Also, a "General Discussion" board where the general uckery took place.
The site had been swamped by threads regarding "how many donuts can you fit on your cock?" and the owner, Michael had called for a stop to it. A bunch of people, including Michael, were in a private chat, when a user unwittingly logged in and posted a single word-- "donut" and was summarily banned from the site.
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04-29-2019, 06:44 PM
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Radical Centrist
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Would it be allowed to smoosh the donuts down, or do you have to lightly place them so that they retain their original shape?
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04-29-2019, 06:48 PM
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Snowflake
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See-- it really calls for a discussion to hash out the particulars!
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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04-29-2019, 07:47 PM
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Radical Centrist
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I like the part where the reader is forced to imagine pastries on our genitals.
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04-29-2019, 11:34 PM
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The future is unwritten
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No smooshing down, must be loaded on a horizontal member so the weight of the donuts and the angle of the dangle come into play.
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04-30-2019, 09:26 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Never met a donut I might could get my dick in.
FF is telling me I spelled donuts wrong, so, doughnuts, I suppose...
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04-30-2019, 09:27 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Guess I should stop eating minis?
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04-30-2019, 09:27 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Three times, just for Box.
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04-30-2019, 12:03 PM
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Snowflake
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Quote:
 you're a dirty dog, Bruce. So now the donuts have to be 'regulation weight'
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