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xoxoxoBruce 04-29-2019 02:05 PM

Doughnuts or Donuts
 
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Whatever spelling, thank Adolph Levitt. In 1920 he invented the first automatic Doughnut machine.
Bigger asses to the masses.
He also founded the Doughnut Corporation of America who blessed us with a "cookbook" in 1947.

Get your day off to a well fueled start...

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Everyone knows salads are healthy and tasty too...

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Holidays, neighbors coming over for an orgy, or just Netflixing in your underwear, treats are a treat...

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May your days be donutty.

fargon 04-29-2019 05:07 PM

I don't care how you spell it just give me some please.

sexobon 04-29-2019 05:20 PM

Cold Cokes and jelly donuts, the breakfast of champions.

fargon 04-29-2019 05:23 PM

Pepsi.

Griff 04-29-2019 05:44 PM

Dunnots?

sexobon 04-29-2019 05:52 PM

I dunnonuts.

Flint 04-29-2019 06:14 PM

d o n u t
 
Way back in the post-Napster days, I was posting on AudioGalaxy-- an p2p file-sharing site that had message boards for artists, songs, and albums. Also, a "General Discussion" board where the general ƒuckery took place.

The site had been swamped by threads regarding "how many donuts can you fit on your cock?" and the owner, Michael had called for a stop to it. A bunch of people, including Michael, were in a private chat, when a user unwittingly logged in and posted a single word-- "donut" and was summarily banned from the site.

Undertoad 04-29-2019 06:44 PM

Would it be allowed to smoosh the donuts down, or do you have to lightly place them so that they retain their original shape?

Flint 04-29-2019 06:48 PM

See-- it really calls for a discussion to hash out the particulars!

Undertoad 04-29-2019 07:47 PM

I like the part where the reader is forced to imagine pastries on our genitals.

xoxoxoBruce 04-29-2019 11:34 PM

No smooshing down, must be loaded on a horizontal member so the weight of the donuts and the angle of the dangle come into play.

Gravdigr 04-30-2019 09:26 AM

Never met a donut I might could get my dick in.

FF is telling me I spelled donuts wrong, so, doughnuts, I suppose...

Gravdigr 04-30-2019 09:27 AM

Guess I should stop eating minis?

:p:

Gravdigr 04-30-2019 09:27 AM

Three times, just for Box.

Flint 04-30-2019 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1031545)
No smooshing down, must be loaded on a horizontal member so the weight of the donuts and the angle of the dangle come into play.

:lol: you're a dirty dog, Bruce. So now the donuts have to be 'regulation weight'


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