Thus Far...

Linus · 05-09-2006, 08:01 AM

...the morning has embraced me with rapist hugs.

Aside from being tired, having to sleep with soggy, sludge filled nasal canals, waking up in a euphoric adrenaline rush of allergic sneezing, gasping and wheezing and all at 0530, only to know of the 40 minute commute that awaits me after I drag my semi lifeless body from the bed to the shower... but the real kicker is when I sat down for a balanced breakfast... only to find out on my first bite of sugar coated lard squares...that my freshly squeezed Nigerian breast milk I have so desperately been craving... at $30 an ounce... was sour...

You have a good morning.

05-09-2006, 08:01 AM	#1
Linus Hey look at me! Join Date: May 2006 Location: KS Posts: 18	Thus Far... ...the morning has embraced me with rapist hugs. Aside from being tired, having to sleep with soggy, sludge filled nasal canals, waking up in a euphoric adrenaline rush of allergic sneezing, gasping and wheezing and all at 0530, only to know of the 40 minute commute that awaits me after I drag my semi lifeless body from the bed to the shower... but the real kicker is when I sat down for a balanced breakfast... only to find out on my first bite of sugar coated lard squares...that my freshly squeezed Nigerian breast milk I have so desperately been craving... at $30 an ounce... was sour... You have a good morning. __________________ "...Can I start you off with a drink?" "Yes... I'll have a Valium and some Robitussin..."

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