Paparazzi shot with BB gun

richlevy · 08-08-2005, 10:27 PM

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The photographer, Brad Diaz, was shot in the leg while standing in the street 150 feet to 200 feet from a home where Spears was believed to be attending a baby shower in her honor, authorities said.

The original article stated that he was 200 yards from the house. I figured her husband couldn't have done it because if he could have hit someone in the leg with a BB gun at 200 yards, nothing in the world would stop him from bragging about it.

mrnoodle · 08-09-2005, 09:05 AM

I think the Federline guy is getting a bum rap. You gotta respect a redneck who stays redneck no matter how much money he marries.

The guy is shtumping Britney Spears, spending her money, living in her houses, riding her jets. And she lets him carry around a BB gun. As long as his shots are current, I can't imagine a finer existence. Unfortunately, his white trash gene will prevent him from putting a little money in the bank for the inevitable day when she trades him in on a new model.

lookout123 · 08-09-2005, 10:32 AM

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inevitable day when she trades him in on a new model.

you're assuming that Britney is going to bounce back into something desireable after this pregnancy. britney ain't no madonna - this child wonder is done for. until her home sex video hits the market.

Trilby · 08-09-2005, 11:08 AM

There is an entire cache of Britven (or Kevney, whichever you prefer) bashing that is totally delicious at WWW.gofugyourself.com. Hilarious! They critique the "fashion" of the stars every day, but look at the lefthand column. They've bunched Brit into her own category. Some great pics of her with what looks like Crisco on her chin and more!

Urbane Guerrilla · 08-09-2005, 12:33 PM

A 200-yd hit on a standing paparazzo sounds more to me like a Diana pellet rifle than a Red Ryder Daisy BB gun, too.

An earwitness could hear the difference between a pellet rifle's explosive paf! and the Daisy's spring-driven pfnng!

Elspode · 08-09-2005, 11:39 PM

I can't help but think how bad it would be to be a paparazzi who'd had their eye shot out with a Red Ryder...

Urbane Guerrilla · 08-10-2005, 01:35 AM

... or who'd suffered a nasty infection from a presumably grubby pellet lodged under the skin.

08-09-2005, 11:08 AM	#4
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Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	A 200-yd hit on a standing paparazzo sounds more to me like a Diana pellet rifle than a Red Ryder Daisy BB gun, too. An earwitness could hear the difference between a pellet rifle's explosive paf! and the Daisy's spring-driven pfnng! __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course. Last edited by Urbane Guerrilla; 08-09-2005 at 12:45 PM.

08-09-2005, 11:39 PM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I can't help but think how bad it would be to be a paparazzi who'd had their eye shot out with a Red Ryder... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-10-2005, 01:35 AM	#7
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	... or who'd suffered a nasty infection from a presumably grubby pellet lodged under the skin. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

08-09-2005, 09:05 AM	#2
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I think the Federline guy is getting a bum rap. You gotta respect a redneck who stays redneck no matter how much money he marries. The guy is shtumping Britney Spears, spending her money, living in her houses, riding her jets. And she lets him carry around a BB gun. As long as his shots are current, I can't imagine a finer existence. Unfortunately, his white trash gene will prevent him from putting a little money in the bank for the inevitable day when she trades him in on a new model.

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