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Paparazzi shot with BB gun
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I think the Federline guy is getting a bum rap. You gotta respect a redneck who stays redneck no matter how much money he marries.
The guy is shtumping Britney Spears, spending her money, living in her houses, riding her jets. And she lets him carry around a BB gun. As long as his shots are current, I can't imagine a finer existence. Unfortunately, his white trash gene will prevent him from putting a little money in the bank for the inevitable day when she trades him in on a new model. |
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There is an entire cache of Britven (or Kevney, whichever you prefer) bashing that is totally delicious at WWW.gofugyourself.com. Hilarious! They critique the "fashion" of the stars every day, but look at the lefthand column. They've bunched Brit into her own category. Some great pics of her with what looks like Crisco on her chin and more!
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A 200-yd hit on a standing paparazzo sounds more to me like a Diana pellet rifle than a Red Ryder Daisy BB gun, too.
An earwitness could hear the difference between a pellet rifle's explosive paf! and the Daisy's spring-driven pfnng! |
I can't help but think how bad it would be to be a paparazzi who'd had their eye shot out with a Red Ryder...
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... or who'd suffered a nasty infection from a presumably grubby pellet lodged under the skin. ;)
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