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Old 05-06-2004, 10:24 AM   #1
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Finish the Joke

Here's a game:

I will give you the start of a joke and you have to finish it off. Then you give the first line of the next joke and the next person has to complete it. (Note: does not have to be an existing joke, the more original the better)

Lets start with something easy:

Why did the penguin cross the road?
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:36 AM   #2
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Re: Finish the Joke

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Originally posted by Catwoman
Here's a game:

I will give you the start of a joke and you have to finish it off. Then you give the first line of the next joke and the next person has to complete it. (Note: does not have to be an existing joke, the more original the better)

Lets start with something easy:

Why did the penguin cross the road?
'Cos SCO had slapped his ass with an injunction to Stop Crossing Roads that were the Right and Legal Property of SCO, except where they Really Belonged to Novell, and had been Licenced to Everyone on Earth through their Own Caldera Distribution...

I got nuthin'.
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:45 AM   #3
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Re: Finish the Joke

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Here's a game:


Lets start with something easy:

Why did the penguin cross the road?
Because the Pedophile priest called out, "Hey Sister Mary Tight-twat, here's what I'm going to do to you after I get done slapping the lumber to little Jimmy here"
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:47 AM   #4
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Whoops, forgot to add a line....

Why don't they name babies "Judas"
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Old 05-06-2004, 12:10 PM   #5
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Whoops, forgot to add a line....

Why don't they name babies "Judas"
Because parents don't want their kids to put them in nursing homes some day.

Why is "dog" spelled backwards "god"?
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Old 05-06-2004, 12:25 PM   #6
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Why is "dog" spelled backwards "god"?
To annoy dyslexic dog loving atheists.

"Why did paranoid slink from the cellar?"
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Old 05-06-2004, 12:34 PM   #7
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Turns out he was only a single noid.
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Old 05-06-2004, 04:38 PM   #8
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"Why did paranoid slink from the cellar?"
Because, in a fit of anal-retentive, obsessive-compulsive fervor, he was cleaning his computer hard drive, and accidentally spilled a bit too much of the Lysol on it?
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Old 05-08-2004, 03:54 PM   #9
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How many fundamentalist Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Old 05-09-2004, 02:06 PM   #10
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None, they believe that if God wanted us to have light He would change it Himself.
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Old 05-09-2004, 02:21 PM   #11
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hahahah good
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Old 05-09-2004, 02:23 PM   #12
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so just to be fair and make sure nobody thinks i am unfairly targetting fundamentalist Christians....
Why did the Wiccan cross the road?
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Old 05-09-2004, 02:30 PM   #13
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so just to be fair and make sure nobody thinks i am unfairly targetting fundamentalist Christians....
Why did the Wiccan cross the road?
Because he forgot witch way he was going.

Two Jews walk into a bar...
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Old 05-10-2004, 07:49 AM   #14
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"Two Jews walk into a bar"...
Neither one bought a round.
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Old 05-10-2004, 11:37 AM   #15
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Neither one bought a round.
No, no, no...

It's "You'd have thought the second one would have ducked."
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