Intercourse Résumé

xoxoxoBruce · 01-27-2016, 11:38 PM

While reading a review of the book, "Letters to Véra, by Vladimir Nabokov", I came across...

Quote:

"Before their marriage in 1925, Vladimir, following a tradition among Russian litterateurs, handed over an intercourse résumé. Here’s everybody. It contained twenty-eight names."

The idea of handing her an intercourse résumé blows my mind. I suppose in 1925 anywhere she was presumed to be a virgin, so it would not be an exchange. No, it would only be him submitting... yeah, submitting is the right word.

Now that we know and admit that women not only fart, they fuck, I wonder if this would be wise today? A prenuptial exchange of lists.
Would it be marked 1st base, 2nd base, third base, oral only, buttplay, threesome(mmf, ffm, mmm, fff), close relatives, farm animals...

Carruthers · 01-28-2016, 12:23 PM

And there I was expecting a guide to a small town in Pennsylvania.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-28-2016, 02:05 PM

I hardly ever get there, usually have to settle for Bird-In-Hand.

DanaC · 01-28-2016, 02:06 PM

Would one be expected to provide an explanation for any gaps in activity?

Gravdigr · 01-28-2016, 04:20 PM

Ouch.

sexobon · 01-28-2016, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Would one be expected to provide an explanation for any gaps in activity?

List those as periods of employment citing client confidentiality.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-28-2016, 07:33 PM

There are no gaps in the history, only gaps in partners.

Sheldonrs · 01-29-2016, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Would one be expected to provide an explanation for any gaps in activity?

Period of self-employment. ;-)

Clodfobble · 01-29-2016, 02:42 PM

I would never care if the number was high, but it would have helped me in several cases to know the number was low. It would have reminded me to put on the emotional kidgloves.

BigV · 01-29-2016, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Period of self-employment. ;-)

Period of self-enjoyment.

FTFY

Gravdigr · 02-01-2016, 11:22 AM

Iggy · 06-27-2017, 01:16 AM

I've known a couple guys that didn't actually know the names of all their prior conquests, and in fact didn't even know how many they'd been with. I wonder what their list would look like?

Gravdigr · 06-27-2017, 01:03 PM

No way could I list them. I'd like to think I'd know their names when I saw them, though. I also would like to think I would recognize them all. I mean the list ain't that long. No idea of my number of partners. Something less than Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain for sure.

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xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	There are no gaps in the history, only gaps in partners. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	I've known a couple guys that didn't actually know the names of all their prior conquests, and in fact didn't even know how many they'd been with. I wonder what their list would look like? __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

06-27-2017, 01:03 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	No way could I list them. I'd like to think I'd know their names when I saw them, though. I also would like to think I would recognize them all. I mean the list ain't that long. No idea of my number of partners. Something less than Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain for sure. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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