Intercourse Résumé
While reading a review of the book, "Letters to Véra, by Vladimir Nabokov", I came across...
Quote:
Now that we know and admit that women not only fart, they fuck, I wonder if this would be wise today? A prenuptial exchange of lists. Would it be marked 1st base, 2nd base, third base, oral only, buttplay, threesome(mmf, ffm, mmm, fff), close relatives, farm animals... |
And there I was expecting a guide to a small town in Pennsylvania.
|
I hardly ever get there, usually have to settle for Bird-In-Hand. ;)
|
Would one be expected to provide an explanation for any gaps in activity?
|
Ouch.
|
Quote:
|
There are no gaps in the history, only gaps in partners. ;)
|
Quote:
|
I would never care if the number was high, but it would have helped me in several cases to know the number was low. It would have reminded me to put on the emotional kidgloves.
|
Quote:
FTFY |
:jig:
|
I've known a couple guys that didn't actually know the names of all their prior conquests, and in fact didn't even know how many they'd been with. I wonder what their list would look like? :eek:
|
No way could I list them. I'd like to think I'd know their names when I saw them, though. I also would like to think I would recognize them all. I mean the list ain't that long. No idea of my number of partners. Something less than Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain for sure.
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:55 PM. |
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.