Kid Entertained For Less Than $10

xoxoxoBruce · 06-03-2014, 10:15 AM

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Keeping kids busy while they are at home during the warm summer months is a challenge for any parent, older sibling or babysitter. It’s not easy to fill an 8 hour+ day with fun activities for your little ones. Thankfully, some brilliant people online came up with some fun (and safe) ways to keep children occupied for less than $10.

Gravdigr · 06-03-2014, 02:01 PM

Yeah...#9 should be retitled to "How To Make A Small Child Cry".

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Sponge ain't gonna slide across sponge, with sponge stacked on top. Not even wet, which would be more fun.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-03-2014, 09:15 PM

But little kids are probably just going to knock them down and rebuild the pile repeatedly, so sponge would be safe and blessedly quiet. Older kids who actually know how and want to play right might be pissed, but the sponges won't hurt when they throw them at you.

footfootfoot · 06-04-2014, 08:48 AM

this thread brought to mind the joke about the young kid who kept annoying his dad's poker game by shouting out cards and running around being a brat. The boy's uncl gets up and says "Come with me." About ten minutes later the uncle comes back to the table and the card game resumes peacefully.

The others ask, "Did you scold him? Did you smack him? Did you lock him in his room?"
The uncle says, "No, I taught him how to jerk off."

BigV · 06-04-2014, 10:32 AM

and now dad's winnings are spent on the hot water bill...

Gravdigr · 06-04-2014, 04:10 PM

...and Kleenex.

Reminds me of an old "Family Circus" comic strip. Kid is standing behind his dad at the poker table and asks, aloud, "Daddy, what does A, K, Q, J spell?"

Gravdigr · 06-04-2014, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

But little kids are probably just going to knock them down and rebuild the pile repeatedly, so sponge would be safe and blessedly quiet.

Good point.

06-03-2014, 02:01 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah...#9 should be retitled to "How To Make A Small Child Cry". Sponge ain't gonna slide across sponge, with sponge stacked on top. Not even wet, which would be more fun. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-03-2014, 09:15 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	But little kids are probably just going to knock them down and rebuild the pile repeatedly, so sponge would be safe and blessedly quiet. Older kids who actually know how and want to play right might be pissed, but the sponges won't hurt when they throw them at you. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-04-2014, 08:48 AM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	this thread brought to mind the joke about the young kid who kept annoying his dad's poker game by shouting out cards and running around being a brat. The boy's uncl gets up and says "Come with me." About ten minutes later the uncle comes back to the table and the card game resumes peacefully. The others ask, "Did you scold him? Did you smack him? Did you lock him in his room?" The uncle says, "No, I taught him how to jerk off." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-04-2014, 10:32 AM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	and now dad's winnings are spent on the hot water bill... __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-04-2014, 04:10 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	...and Kleenex. Reminds me of an old "Family Circus" comic strip. Kid is standing behind his dad at the poker table and asks, aloud, "Daddy, what does A, K, Q, J spell?" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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