A Piece of the Action

Big Sarge · 08-16-2013, 11:01 AM

After much angst, I purchased stock in Manchester United. I've decided to give the Cellar a piece of the action. I pledge my dividends to be donated to the tip jar.

Now, let's all root for Manchester United since we own a part of the team. I bought enough stock so we probably own a shoe lace or a needle valve.

jimhelm · 08-16-2013, 11:55 AM

what the hell are you doing buying stock in anything?

I thought you lived in a trailer with no electric in a swamp? Can you even watch the games?

BigV · 08-16-2013, 12:18 PM

Swamp???

No.

He's in the Army now
He's not behind a plow
He's seeking riches
To pay some bitches
He's in the Army now

monster · 08-16-2013, 01:22 PM

I thought he was saving for a trip to England. Should've bought stock in Aylesbury. maybe you'd get discounts on flights to the AGM.

Never in a million years will I root for United. Come on you blues.....

DanaC · 08-16-2013, 03:28 PM

Quote:

My Old Man Said Be A City Fan
(to the tune of 'Don't Dilly Dally On The Way')

My old man, said "be a city fan",
I said "f*ck off, you're a c*nt!",
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan for just one minute".

With hatchets and hammers,
Stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show those city b*stards how to fight,
(how to fight)
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan!".
(all together now)..

Big Sarge · 08-16-2013, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

what the hell are you doing buying stock in anything?

I thought you lived in a trailer with no electric in a swamp? Can you even watch the games?

I've been on extended orders this summer working at Camp Shelby and Camp McCain. I've been living in the barracks and banking the cash. You might recall I posted photos of the barracks and range where I was working

The VA this week ruled I am 80% disabled. This last stint at the VA hospital cinched it for me. I'll be able to stay in the Guard until my Medical Review Board next year. When they medically retire me, I will be drawing VA Disability and my National Guard Retirement.

I'm still in a gray area where I can catch a non-combat tour and I'm trying to get to Africom for 6 months for a final tour.

BigV · 08-16-2013, 06:24 PM

I wish you all the best Sarge.

Sundae · 08-17-2013, 02:27 AM

I can keep an eye on United's fortunes and smile, I don't mind.
I had to adopt Leicester when I lived there, Aylesbury Ducks every Boxing Day, West Ham for family reasons and most recently MK Dons.

I'm liberal with my loyalty.

monster · 08-17-2013, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

My Old Man Said Be A City Fan
(to the tune of 'Don't Dilly Dally On The Way')

My old man, said "be a city fan",
I said "f*ck off, you're a c*nt!",
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan for just one minute".

With hatchets and hammers,
Stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show those city b*stards how to fight,
(how to fight)
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan!".
(all together now)..

This is my fave from when I used to go to Birmingham City (Bachelor Boy):

When I was young my father said
"Son I have something to say....
You be a Villa fan,
until your dying day."

I said "Bollocks you Cunt I'm a Birmingham fan
And that's the way I'll stay
I'll be a Birmingham Fan
Until my dying day"

monster · 08-17-2013, 06:42 PM

I see man u won today, though. Sarge's airfare may be safe.....

JBKlyde · 08-18-2013, 07:49 PM

is x means kiss o means hugs 1 means p and 2 means poop what dose the number 0 mean.. it means you are going to have to go hug your self on the toilet...

BigV · 08-19-2013, 11:38 AM

*chuckle*

I got it this time!

Sundae · 08-19-2013, 12:08 PM

I think I thought I'd forgotten this.
Despite Ste & I still saying "yore-ugg-away!"

Apols if I've posted it before.

This was what I was looking for.
Ad I know I've posted it before, so no apols.
Newman & Baddiel on football chants via The South Bank Show.

Big Sarge · 08-22-2013, 12:08 PM

Sigh, we have lost $12.55 in our stock purchase. So much for my plans to buy our own tropical island for the Cellar.

08-16-2013, 11:01 AM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	A Piece of the Action After much angst, I purchased stock in Manchester United. I've decided to give the Cellar a piece of the action. I pledge my dividends to be donated to the tip jar. Now, let's all root for Manchester United since we own a part of the team. I bought enough stock so we probably own a shoe lace or a needle valve. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-16-2013, 11:55 AM	#2
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	what the hell are you doing buying stock in anything? I thought you lived in a trailer with no electric in a swamp? Can you even watch the games? __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

08-16-2013, 12:18 PM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Swamp??? No. He's in the Army now He's not behind a plow He's seeking riches To pay some bitches He's in the Army now __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-16-2013, 01:22 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I thought he was saving for a trip to England. Should've bought stock in Aylesbury. maybe you'd get discounts on flights to the AGM. Never in a million years will I root for United. Come on you blues..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-16-2013, 06:24 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I wish you all the best Sarge. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-17-2013, 02:27 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I can keep an eye on United's fortunes and smile, I don't mind. I had to adopt Leicester when I lived there, Aylesbury Ducks every Boxing Day, West Ham for family reasons and most recently MK Dons. I'm liberal with my loyalty. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-17-2013, 06:42 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I see man u won today, though. Sarge's airfare may be safe..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-18-2013, 07:49 PM	#11
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	is x means kiss o means hugs 1 means p and 2 means poop what dose the number 0 mean.. it means you are going to have to go hug your self on the toilet...

08-19-2013, 11:38 AM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	chuckle I got it this time! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-19-2013, 12:08 PM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I think I thought I'd forgotten this. Despite Ste & I still saying "yore-ugg-away!" Apols if I've posted it before. This was what I was looking for. Ad I know I've posted it before, so no apols. Newman & Baddiel on football chants via The South Bank Show. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac Last edited by Sundae; 08-19-2013 at 12:15 PM.

08-22-2013, 12:08 PM	#14
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Sigh, we have lost $12.55 in our stock purchase. So much for my plans to buy our own tropical island for the Cellar. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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