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Big Sarge 08-16-2013 11:01 AM

A Piece of the Action
 
After much angst, I purchased stock in Manchester United. I've decided to give the Cellar a piece of the action. I pledge my dividends to be donated to the tip jar.

Now, let's all root for Manchester United since we own a part of the team. I bought enough stock so we probably own a shoe lace or a needle valve. ;)

jimhelm 08-16-2013 11:55 AM

what the hell are you doing buying stock in anything?

I thought you lived in a trailer with no electric in a swamp? Can you even watch the games?

BigV 08-16-2013 12:18 PM

Swamp???

No.

He's in the Army now
He's not behind a plow
He's seeking riches
To pay some bitches
He's in the Army now

monster 08-16-2013 01:22 PM

I thought he was saving for a trip to England. Should've bought stock in Aylesbury. maybe you'd get discounts on flights to the AGM.

Never in a million years will I root for United. Come on you blues.....

DanaC 08-16-2013 03:28 PM

Quote:

My Old Man Said Be A City Fan
(to the tune of 'Don't Dilly Dally On The Way')

My old man, said "be a city fan",
I said "f*ck off, you're a c*nt!",
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan for just one minute".

With hatchets and hammers,
Stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show those city b*stards how to fight,
(how to fight)
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan!".
(all together now)..

:D

Big Sarge 08-16-2013 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 873557)
what the hell are you doing buying stock in anything?

I thought you lived in a trailer with no electric in a swamp? Can you even watch the games?

I've been on extended orders this summer working at Camp Shelby and Camp McCain. I've been living in the barracks and banking the cash. You might recall I posted photos of the barracks and range where I was working

The VA this week ruled I am 80% disabled. This last stint at the VA hospital cinched it for me. I'll be able to stay in the Guard until my Medical Review Board next year. When they medically retire me, I will be drawing VA Disability and my National Guard Retirement.

I'm still in a gray area where I can catch a non-combat tour and I'm trying to get to Africom for 6 months for a final tour.

BigV 08-16-2013 06:24 PM

I wish you all the best Sarge.

Sundae 08-17-2013 02:27 AM

I can keep an eye on United's fortunes and smile, I don't mind.
I had to adopt Leicester when I lived there, Aylesbury Ducks every Boxing Day, West Ham for family reasons and most recently MK Dons.

I'm liberal with my loyalty.

monster 08-17-2013 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 873571)
My Old Man Said Be A City Fan
(to the tune of 'Don't Dilly Dally On The Way')

My old man, said "be a city fan",
I said "f*ck off, you're a c*nt!",
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan for just one minute".

With hatchets and hammers,
Stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show those city b*stards how to fight,
(how to fight)
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan!".
(all together now)..

:D



This is my fave from when I used to go to Birmingham City (Bachelor Boy):

When I was young my father said
"Son I have something to say....
You be a Villa fan,
until your dying day."

I said "Bollocks you Cunt I'm a Birmingham fan
And that's the way I'll stay
I'll be a Birmingham Fan
Until my dying day"

monster 08-17-2013 06:42 PM

I see man u won today, though. Sarge's airfare may be safe.....

JBKlyde 08-18-2013 07:49 PM

is x means kiss o means hugs 1 means p and 2 means poop what dose the number 0 mean.. it means you are going to have to go hug your self on the toilet...

BigV 08-19-2013 11:38 AM

*chuckle*







I got it this time!

Sundae 08-19-2013 12:08 PM

I think I thought I'd forgotten this.
Despite Ste & I still saying "yore-ugg-away!"

Apols if I've posted it before.


This was what I was looking for.
Ad I know I've posted it before, so no apols.
Newman & Baddiel on football chants via The South Bank Show.

Big Sarge 08-22-2013 12:08 PM

Sigh, we have lost $12.55 in our stock purchase. So much for my plans to buy our own tropical island for the Cellar.


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