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10-27-2010, 03:00 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Halloween Humor
I'll start:
Know why witches don't wear panties? Better grip. 
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10-27-2010, 03:10 AM
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Professor
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What's the favorite activity of rednecks for Halloween ?
They pump kin !
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10-27-2010, 10:46 AM
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I got nothing
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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10-27-2010, 10:49 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?
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10-27-2010, 10:59 AM
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I got nothing
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10-27-2010, 11:21 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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10-28-2010, 02:34 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Booberries!
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10-28-2010, 10:04 AM
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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Quote:
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10-29-2010, 12:33 AM
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The future is unwritten
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You just know this won't end well...
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10-29-2010, 05:32 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Three vampires are in a greasy spoon one night.
Waitress says to the first one "Whatcha want?" "Coffee." Waitress says to the second one "Whatcha want?" "Coffee." Waitress turns to the third one and says "I bet you want coffee too, huh?" The third vampire pulls out a bloody tampon and replies "No, tea."
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10-29-2010, 08:37 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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10-29-2010, 10:32 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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that's great, zippy, thanks
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10-29-2010, 10:50 PM
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Are you knock-kneed?
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OMG that was funny! They did such a good job with it.
I can't wait to share it with my husband. We've been addicted to the Nazi Zombie game in Call of duty for the last week or so. |
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10-20-2011, 04:04 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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One fun.
One cool.
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10-20-2011, 04:05 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Remember the dog o'lanterns?
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