Halloween Humor
 

I'll start:

Know why witches don't wear panties?

Better grip.

:p:

What's the favorite activity of rednecks for Halloween ?





They pump kin !

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately...

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in people?

..

What's a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!

That one was on a recent Laffy Taffy.

You just know this won't end well...

Three vampires are in a greasy spoon one night.
Waitress says to the first one "Whatcha want?"
"Coffee."
Waitress says to the second one "Whatcha want?"
"Coffee."
Waitress turns to the third one and says "I bet you want coffee too, huh?"
The third vampire pulls out a bloody tampon and replies "No, tea."

that's great, zippy, thanks

OMG that was funny! They did such a good job with it.

I can't wait to share it with my husband. We've been addicted to the Nazi Zombie game in Call of duty for the last week or so.

One fun.

One cool.

Remember the dog o'lanterns?