The bin Laden style of romance

Undertoad · 05-13-2011, 10:04 AM

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Osama bin Laden had decided to marry for the fifth time and had charged Rashad, one of his closest aides, with the important task of finding him the right woman.

The aide listened carefully as Bin Laden described to him his desired spouse: "She must be pious, dutiful, young [preferably aged 16-18], well mannered, from a decent family, but above all patient. She will have to endure my exceptional circumstances."

Luckily he knew just the right girl: Amal Ahmed al-Sadah, a 17-year-old daughter of a civil servant and a former student of his, was, according to Rashad, "the perfect match" for the al-Qaida leader, then 44.

Trilby · 05-13-2011, 10:05 AM

that is so sweet!

infinite monkey · 05-13-2011, 10:06 AM

eharemy.com?

Nirvana · 05-13-2011, 10:26 AM

laffin

HungLikeJesus · 05-13-2011, 10:34 AM

1) She must-a be blind so she cannot see anything.
2) She must-a be deaf so she cannot hear anything.
3) She must-a be dumb so she cannot tell anything.
and
4) She must have-a really big tits.

infinite monkey · 05-13-2011, 10:40 AM

bin Laden was Italian?

TheMercenary · 05-13-2011, 12:49 PM

First pics of his burial at sea...

Nirvana · 05-13-2011, 01:11 PM

That looks like his "Adios" sandal

infinite monkey · 05-13-2011, 01:16 PM

If only I can find where I posted that pic before. I think it was in one of the Bin Laden is DEAD or dead threads.

classicman · 05-13-2011, 02:37 PM

Bin Laden hideout had extensive porn stash, officials say

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U.S. officials say a "fairly extensive" stash of pornography was recovered from the former al Qaeda leader's compound, Reuters first reported Friday.

The pornography "consists of modern, electronically recorded video," Reuters reported, citing current and former officials.

Link

hehehe

TheMercenary · 05-13-2011, 03:40 PM

This guy nails it... again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzD-r...layer_embedded

Crimson Ghost · 05-13-2011, 03:54 PM

The bin Laden style of romance - It's touching and affectionate...

So, you're saying he was a Catholic priest?

TheMercenary · 05-13-2011, 08:26 PM

I don't care what he was.... I only care that he is now fish food and his body will rot in hell. Whatever that is.

Gravdigr · 05-14-2011, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

This guy nails it... again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzD-r...layer_embedded

That was great.

Beest · 05-14-2011, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

This guy nails it... again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzD-r...layer_embedded

I don't necessarily agree with everything he said, but the delivery was fantastic

05-13-2011, 10:05 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	that is so sweet! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-13-2011, 10:26 AM	#4
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	laffin __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

05-13-2011, 10:34 AM	#5
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	1) She must-a be blind so she cannot see anything. 2) She must-a be deaf so she cannot hear anything. 3) She must-a be dumb so she cannot tell anything. and 4) She must have-a really big tits. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-13-2011, 12:49 PM	#7
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	First pics of his burial at sea... Attached Images __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-13-2011, 01:11 PM	#8
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	That looks like his "Adios" sandal __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

05-13-2011, 10:06 AM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	eharemy.com?

05-13-2011, 10:40 AM	#6
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	bin Laden was Italian?

05-13-2011, 01:16 PM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	If only I can find where I posted that pic before. I think it was in one of the Bin Laden is DEAD or dead threads.

05-13-2011, 03:40 PM	#11
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	This guy nails it... again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzD-r...layer_embedded __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-13-2011, 03:54 PM	#12
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	The bin Laden style of romance - It's touching and affectionate... So, you're saying he was a Catholic priest? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

05-13-2011, 08:26 PM	#13
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I don't care what he was.... I only care that he is now fish food and his body will rot in hell. Whatever that is. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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