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Undertoad 05-13-2011 10:04 AM
The bin Laden style of romance
 
It's touching and affectionate:

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Osama bin Laden had decided to marry for the fifth time and had charged Rashad, one of his closest aides, with the important task of finding him the right woman.

The aide listened carefully as Bin Laden described to him his desired spouse: "She must be pious, dutiful, young [preferably aged 16-18], well mannered, from a decent family, but above all patient. She will have to endure my exceptional circumstances."

Luckily he knew just the right girl: Amal Ahmed al-Sadah, a 17-year-old daughter of a civil servant and a former student of his, was, according to Rashad, "the perfect match" for the al-Qaida leader, then 44.

Trilby 05-13-2011 10:05 AM
that is so sweet!

infinite monkey 05-13-2011 10:06 AM
eharemy.com?

Nirvana 05-13-2011 10:26 AM
laffin :D

HungLikeJesus 05-13-2011 10:34 AM
1) She must-a be blind so she cannot see anything.
2) She must-a be deaf so she cannot hear anything.
3) She must-a be dumb so she cannot tell anything.
and
4) She must have-a really big tits.

infinite monkey 05-13-2011 10:40 AM
bin Laden was Italian?

TheMercenary 05-13-2011 12:49 PM
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First pics of his burial at sea...

Nirvana 05-13-2011 01:11 PM
That looks like his "Adios" sandal

infinite monkey 05-13-2011 01:16 PM
If only I can find where I posted that pic before. I think it was in one of the Bin Laden is DEAD or dead threads.

classicman 05-13-2011 02:37 PM
Bin Laden hideout had extensive porn stash, officials say
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U.S. officials say a "fairly extensive" stash of pornography was recovered from the former al Qaeda leader's compound, Reuters first reported Friday.

The pornography "consists of modern, electronically recorded video," Reuters reported, citing current and former officials.
Link

hehehe

TheMercenary 05-13-2011 03:40 PM
This guy nails it... again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzD-r...layer_embedded

Crimson Ghost 05-13-2011 03:54 PM
The bin Laden style of romance - It's touching and affectionate...

So, you're saying he was a Catholic priest?

TheMercenary 05-13-2011 08:26 PM
I don't care what he was.... I only care that he is now fish food and his body will rot in hell. Whatever that is.

Gravdigr 05-14-2011 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 733821)
That was great.

Beest 05-14-2011 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 733821)
I don't necessarily agree with everything he said, but the delivery was fantastic


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