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View Poll Results: Will Griff duck the bullet?
Yes, your immune system is like lava to bugs. 8 47.06%
No, you'll be curled up on the bathroom floor Christmas Morning. 3 17.65%
Eggnog will offer unatural protection, invalidating this question. 6 35.29%
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Old 12-22-2007, 07:09 AM   #1
Griff
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Let's play duck the bullet!

Situation: Some mean little bug just started working its way through staff this week. The latest casualty blew chunks in the gym while her kids were doing indoor recess. I covered her class at naptime. Will I duck the bullet?
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Old 12-22-2007, 07:41 AM   #2
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Sounds like you're standing in the crossfire, Griff.
You work with Children? You're gonna get bugs.
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Old 12-22-2007, 07:59 AM   #3
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You work with Children?
Yeah, paid to play with kids... how'd that happen?
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Old 12-22-2007, 09:21 AM   #4
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what, your magic 8 ball is broken?
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Old 12-22-2007, 09:28 AM   #5
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I voted sick for Christmas, because I've been that, and someone else should suffer, too!

er . . .

Merry Christmas!
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Old 12-22-2007, 10:40 AM   #6
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Drink copious amounts of ETOH. Wash hands frequently. Could lend new meaning to "Party till you puke".
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:38 PM   #7
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what, your magic 8 ball is broken?
I played Willie Parker and held out Big Ben Thursday... you need to ask?
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Old 12-22-2007, 01:31 PM   #8
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at least you won't have hot flashes, shortness of breath and soul crushing fatigue. At least I hope you won't.

Myself...I wish I'd said NO to chemo. I"d rather take my chances with voodoo.
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Old 12-22-2007, 02:46 PM   #9
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You gotta fight for it Bri. Hang on girl.
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Old 12-22-2007, 02:52 PM   #10
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I played Willie Parker and held out Big Ben Thursday... you need to ask?

right. good point.
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Old 01-22-2008, 10:22 AM   #11
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hey, Griff, did you ever get it?
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Old 01-22-2008, 12:13 PM   #12
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oh, he died.
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Old 01-22-2008, 03:28 PM   #13
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Nope. Everybody around me got it though... maybe I'm a carrier.
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Old 01-22-2008, 07:05 PM   #14
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Typhoid Mar....er...um...guy!

I always think I am going to be the one that *doesn't* get sick. Turns out I am just always the *last* to get sick.
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