Let's play duck the bullet!
 

Situation: Some mean little bug just started working its way through staff this week. The latest casualty blew chunks in the gym while her kids were doing indoor recess. I covered her class at naptime. Will I duck the bullet?

Sounds like you're standing in the crossfire, Griff.
You work with Children? You're gonna get bugs.

Yeah, paid to play with kids... how'd that happen?

what, your magic 8 ball is broken?

I voted sick for Christmas, because I've been that, and someone else should suffer, too!

er . . .

Merry Christmas!

Drink copious amounts of ETOH. Wash hands frequently. Could lend new meaning to "Party till you puke".

I played Willie Parker and held out Big Ben Thursday... you need to ask?

at least you won't have hot flashes, shortness of breath and soul crushing fatigue. At least I hope you won't.

Myself...I wish I'd said NO to chemo. I"d rather take my chances with voodoo.

You gotta fight for it Bri. Hang on girl.

right. good point.

hey, Griff, did you ever get it?

oh, he died.

Nope. Everybody around me got it though... maybe I'm a carrier.

Typhoid Mar....er...um...guy!

I always think I am going to be the one that *doesn't* get sick. Turns out I am just always the *last* to get sick.