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Shawnee123 · 09-11-2007, 04:29 PM

New information from the Cellar Center for Disease Control:

Have you been experiencing painful swelling?

Are your nether regions itchy and raw?

Do you find yourself suddenly gasping for air?

You may be suffering from Acute Bacterial Cellaritis (ABC.)

Ask your doctor about Adapost. Adapost is the new 4 day treatment for the symptoms of ABC.

Side effects include nausea, fainting, increased phlegm production, and loss of memory. Adapost should not be taken with acetominophen or alcohol. It is recommended that Adapost not be mixed with tetrahydrocannabinol. More rare side effects include: loss of hair, gangrene, webbed feet, and sudden and irreversible death. Take only as prescribed.

Don't suffer any longer. Talk to YOUR doctor about Adapost.

ABC: Relief is now as easy as 123.

Sundae · 09-11-2007, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Have you been experiencing painful swelling?
Are your nether regions itchy and raw?
Do you find yourself suddenly gasping for air?

You may just have had a prolonged session with one of the Cellar's lovely ladies!

jester · 09-11-2007, 05:22 PM

S123 - Clever girl

HungLikeJesus · 09-11-2007, 05:23 PM

Is ABC an STD or a CTD, or both?

If Adapost is ineffective, try Adathread.

Cicero · 09-11-2007, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

You may just have had a prolonged session with one of the Cellar's lovely ladies!

Or may have rejected one.....

lumberjim · 09-11-2007, 05:57 PM

!!sudden and irreversible death??!!

SteveDallas · 09-11-2007, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

!!sudden and irreversible death??!!

Yeah, it comes up so fast you never k

Flint · 09-11-2007, 10:24 PM

Did you see th

Spexxvet · 09-12-2007, 08:34 AM

elbisreverri s'ti dna

Shawnee123 · 09-12-2007, 09:38 AM

Wow, Dwellars be droppin' like flies.

Clodfobble · 09-12-2007, 11:21 AM

Quick, put them in a delicious and nutritious fly cookie!

Flint · 09-12-2007, 11:30 AM

How about a steaming "cow patty" pie, topped with fresh fly sprinkles?

monster · 09-12-2007, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Quick, put them in a delicious and nutritious fly cookie!

Were they free-range?

Shawnee123 · 09-12-2007, 11:56 AM

Raise your hand
Raise your voice
Give the insects
Another choice

--Musicians for free-range insects

DanaC · 09-12-2007, 05:40 PM

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elbisreverri s'ti dna

LoL

09-11-2007, 04:29 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	The CCDC New information from the Cellar Center for Disease Control: Have you been experiencing painful swelling? Are your nether regions itchy and raw? Do you find yourself suddenly gasping for air? You may be suffering from Acute Bacterial Cellaritis (ABC.) Ask your doctor about Adapost. Adapost is the new 4 day treatment for the symptoms of ABC. Side effects include nausea, fainting, increased phlegm production, and loss of memory. Adapost should not be taken with acetominophen or alcohol. It is recommended that Adapost not be mixed with tetrahydrocannabinol. More rare side effects include: loss of hair, gangrene, webbed feet, and sudden and irreversible death. Take only as prescribed. Don't suffer any longer. Talk to YOUR doctor about Adapost. ABC: Relief is now as easy as 123.

09-11-2007, 05:23 PM	#4
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Is ABC an STD or a CTD, or both? If Adapost is ineffective, try Adathread. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-11-2007, 05:57 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	!!sudden and irreversible death??!! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-11-2007, 10:24 PM	#8
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Did you see th __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-12-2007, 08:34 AM	#9
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	elbisreverri s'ti dna __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

09-11-2007, 05:22 PM	#3
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	S123 - Clever girl

09-12-2007, 09:38 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Wow, Dwellars be droppin' like flies. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-12-2007, 11:21 AM	#11
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Quick, put them in a delicious and nutritious fly cookie!

09-12-2007, 11:30 AM	#12
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	How about a steaming "cow patty" pie, topped with fresh fly sprinkles? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-12-2007, 11:56 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Raise your hand Raise your voice Give the insects Another choice --Musicians for free-range insects __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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