The random sex post thread

Cloud · 04-29-2007, 09:21 PM

Thank you, Bruce. I'm really touched by your effort.

So, here's a sex thread. Just for me. (keeping in mind, of course, there are minors here.

I've often contemplated standing on the sidewalk with a sandwich board reading, Free Blowjobs!

But somehow, that's still on my to-do list.

freshnesschronic · 04-29-2007, 09:35 PM

Wouldn't that be illegal prostitution?

Do it and post the pics.
The pics of the SIGN and the SIDEWALK you pervs.
Seriously I'd double take about 3 times if I saw that.

Cloud · 04-29-2007, 09:37 PM

not if it were free!

freshnesschronic · 04-29-2007, 09:42 PM

Hmmmm....Touche.

So that be classified as just....slutty whoring hobag.
Don't do it then.

Cloud · 04-29-2007, 09:44 PM

hehe. How about . . . generous oral provider?

freshnesschronic · 04-29-2007, 09:46 PM

Yeah, but I'm sure most of us have a dentist that would love for us to come in for more frequently.

Undertoad · 04-29-2007, 09:53 PM

Would there be a hole in the sign?

Cloud · 04-29-2007, 09:54 PM

no, but it would have to be flexible, so I could kneel!

Sheldonrs · 04-29-2007, 09:56 PM

Or you could carry a step ladder with you. Less stress on the knees.

Or just do what I did after I first came out. Go to a bath house and let them cum to you. ;-)

freshnesschronic · 04-29-2007, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

no, but it would have to be flexible, so I could kneel!

What would have to be flexible so you could kneel. The sign?????

Cloud · 04-29-2007, 10:04 PM

right. I'm wearing the sign.

visualization not one of your skills, hmm?

too bad I had to retire my tongue piercing.

freshnesschronic · 04-29-2007, 10:09 PM

Oh I thought you were holding it up a protestor or a hitchhiker.

Cloud · 04-29-2007, 10:10 PM

no, just walking back and forth on the sidewalk hoping to lure unsuspecting . . . . um I mean, hoping to bestow free BJs!

freshnesschronic · 04-29-2007, 10:11 PM

Holy crap we have a winner, right here in our own cellar.

freshnesschronic · 04-29-2007, 11:26 PM

Random: Do girls really not enjoy reverse cowgirl?

04-29-2007, 09:21 PM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	The random sex post thread Thank you, Bruce. I'm really touched by your effort. So, here's a sex thread. Just for me. (keeping in mind, of course, there are minors here. I've often contemplated standing on the sidewalk with a sandwich board reading, Free Blowjobs! But somehow, that's still on my to-do list. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-29-2007, 09:37 PM	#3
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	not if it were free! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-29-2007, 09:44 PM	#5
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	hehe. How about . . . generous oral provider? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-29-2007, 09:54 PM	#8
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	no, but it would have to be flexible, so I could kneel! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-29-2007, 09:56 PM	#9
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Or you could carry a step ladder with you. Less stress on the knees. Or just do what I did after I first came out. Go to a bath house and let them cum to you. ;-) __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-29-2007, 09:35 PM	#2
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Wouldn't that be illegal prostitution? Do it and post the pics. The pics of the SIGN and the SIDEWALK you pervs. Seriously I'd double take about 3 times if I saw that.

04-29-2007, 09:42 PM	#4
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Hmmmm....Touche. So that be classified as just....slutty whoring hobag. Don't do it then.

04-29-2007, 09:46 PM	#6
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Yeah, but I'm sure most of us have a dentist that would love for us to come in for more frequently.

04-29-2007, 09:53 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Would there be a hole in the sign?

04-29-2007, 10:04 PM	#11
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	right. I'm wearing the sign. visualization not one of your skills, hmm? too bad I had to retire my tongue piercing. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-29-2007, 10:09 PM	#12
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Oh I thought you were holding it up a protestor or a hitchhiker.

04-29-2007, 10:10 PM	#13
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	no, just walking back and forth on the sidewalk hoping to lure unsuspecting . . . . um I mean, hoping to bestow free BJs! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-29-2007, 10:11 PM	#14
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Holy crap we have a winner, right here in our own cellar.

04-29-2007, 11:26 PM	#15
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Random: Do girls really not enjoy reverse cowgirl?

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