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05-06-2004, 10:24 AM
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stalking a Tom
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Finish the Joke
Here's a game:
I will give you the start of a joke and you have to finish it off. Then you give the first line of the next joke and the next person has to complete it. (Note: does not have to be an existing joke, the more original the better) Lets start with something easy: Why did the penguin cross the road?
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05-06-2004, 11:36 AM
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Gone and done
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Re: Finish the Joke
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I got nuthin'.
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05-06-2004, 11:45 AM
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If ya cant take a joke, Effya!
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Re: Finish the Joke
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05-06-2004, 11:47 AM
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If ya cant take a joke, Effya!
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Whoops, forgot to add a line....
Why don't they name babies "Judas"
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05-06-2004, 12:10 PM
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Why is "dog" spelled backwards "god"? |
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05-06-2004, 12:25 PM
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If ya cant take a joke, Effya!
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"Why did paranoid slink from the cellar?"
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05-06-2004, 12:34 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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Turns out he was only a single noid.
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05-06-2004, 04:38 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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05-08-2004, 03:54 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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How many fundamentalist Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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05-09-2004, 02:06 PM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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None, they believe that if God wanted us to have light He would change it Himself.
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05-09-2004, 02:21 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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hahahah good
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05-09-2004, 02:23 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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so just to be fair and make sure nobody thinks i am unfairly targetting fundamentalist Christians....
Why did the Wiccan cross the road? |
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05-09-2004, 02:30 PM
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The urban Jane Goodall
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Two Jews walk into a bar...
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05-10-2004, 07:49 AM
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If ya cant take a joke, Effya!
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05-10-2004, 11:37 AM
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The urban Jane Goodall
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It's "You'd have thought the second one would have ducked."
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