Sore Throat

piercehawkeye45 · 02-11-2008, 10:45 AM

I've had a sore throat with swollen throat glands for a good five days now and everything it seems to go away (my throat gives out etc) it will get worse the next day I wake up.

I've been drinking chamomile tea, gargling salt water, and drinking orange juice (this doesn't seem to work), and while the tea and salt water relieve the pain for a little bit, it will come back after a few hours.

I don't think I have strep throat or anything since I haven't had any other symptoms except chills and headaches but those went away Saturday morning.

Any suggestions? Keep in mind I don't have access to a lot of herbal remedies.

Clodfobble · 02-11-2008, 10:53 AM

You'll have to forgive me if I doubt your assessment that it isn't strep. Go see a doctor. Doesn't your university have a free student health center?

piercehawkeye45 · 02-11-2008, 11:42 AM

The reason I don't think I have strep is because my friend who has the same symptoms already saw a doctor and came back negative. We do have a free service at our university and I will probably go in anyways after my class today for any help since it is getting really annoying.

lookout123 · 02-11-2008, 11:46 AM

huh. and you thought letting LJ buttfuck you in the mouth would be harmless.

lumberjim · 02-11-2008, 11:50 AM

it's the poop molecules, i tells ya!

lumberjim · 02-11-2008, 11:51 AM

and how did I get the whole 'buttfucking people in the mouth' thing associated with me? That was totally Flint's genius.

lookout123 · 02-11-2008, 11:53 AM

apparently he smeared some of his genius on you.

Shawnee123 · 02-11-2008, 12:01 PM

Didn't Flint write it with you in mind, as in "lumberjim would very much like to buttƒuck you in the mouth"?

But darnit, my throat is getting pretty sore, too, and not from uttbay-uckingfay inway ethey outhmay.

piercehawkeye45 · 02-11-2008, 05:25 PM

I went in and I don't have strep, just that the combination of a cold, cold weather (-30 windchills), LJ's buttfucks, and draining from the nose has been giving my throat hell.

lumberjim · 02-11-2008, 06:24 PM

~IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF BUTTFUCKERY!~

DucksNuts · 02-11-2008, 07:04 PM

A good dose of semen will fix a sore throat.

Well, thats what my ex used to always tell me.

lumberjim · 02-11-2008, 07:07 PM

yeah, jinx never falls for that shit either. no matter how many afflictions are scientifically proven to actually be caused by semen deficiency, she never believes it could be what's ailing her.

monster · 02-11-2008, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piercehawkeye45

and draining from the nose has been giving my throat hell.

Stop Sniffing! /mom

BigV · 02-12-2008, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

yeah, jinx never falls for that shit either. no matter how many afflictions are scientifically proven to actually be caused by semen deficiency, she never believes it could be what's ailing her.

Sorry to hear you're unwell, jinx. I don't have any personal experience with lumberjim's problem, but I have a ton of spam I could forward to him full of "scientific claims" to be able to solve his "deficiency" that's causing problems for you.

02-11-2008, 10:45 AM	#1
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	Sore Throat I've had a sore throat with swollen throat glands for a good five days now and everything it seems to go away (my throat gives out etc) it will get worse the next day I wake up. I've been drinking chamomile tea, gargling salt water, and drinking orange juice (this doesn't seem to work), and while the tea and salt water relieve the pain for a little bit, it will come back after a few hours. I don't think I have strep throat or anything since I haven't had any other symptoms except chills and headaches but those went away Saturday morning. Any suggestions? Keep in mind I don't have access to a lot of herbal remedies. __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

02-11-2008, 11:42 AM	#3
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	The reason I don't think I have strep is because my friend who has the same symptoms already saw a doctor and came back negative. We do have a free service at our university and I will probably go in anyways after my class today for any help since it is getting really annoying. __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

02-11-2008, 11:46 AM	#4
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	huh. and you thought letting LJ buttfuck you in the mouth would be harmless. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

02-11-2008, 11:50 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	it's the poop molecules, i tells ya! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-11-2008, 11:51 AM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	and how did I get the whole 'buttfucking people in the mouth' thing associated with me? That was totally Flint's genius. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-11-2008, 10:53 AM	#2
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You'll have to forgive me if I doubt your assessment that it isn't strep. Go see a doctor. Doesn't your university have a free student health center?

02-11-2008, 11:53 AM	#7
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	apparently he smeared some of his genius on you. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

02-11-2008, 12:01 PM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Didn't Flint write it with you in mind, as in "lumberjim would very much like to buttƒuck you in the mouth"? But darnit, my throat is getting pretty sore, too, and not from uttbay-uckingfay inway ethey outhmay.

02-11-2008, 05:25 PM	#9
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	I went in and I don't have strep, just that the combination of a cold, cold weather (-30 windchills), LJ's buttfucks, and draining from the nose has been giving my throat hell. __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

02-11-2008, 06:24 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	~IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF BUTTFUCKERY!~ __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-11-2008, 07:04 PM	#11
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	A good dose of semen will fix a sore throat. Well, thats what my ex used to always tell me.

02-11-2008, 07:07 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah, jinx never falls for that shit either. no matter how many afflictions are scientifically proven to actually be caused by semen deficiency, she never believes it could be what's ailing her. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode