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Shawnee123 · 09-11-2007, 04:29 PM

New information from the Cellar Center for Disease Control:

Have you been experiencing painful swelling?

Are your nether regions itchy and raw?

Do you find yourself suddenly gasping for air?

You may be suffering from Acute Bacterial Cellaritis (ABC.)

Ask your doctor about Adapost. Adapost is the new 4 day treatment for the symptoms of ABC.

Side effects include nausea, fainting, increased phlegm production, and loss of memory. Adapost should not be taken with acetominophen or alcohol. It is recommended that Adapost not be mixed with tetrahydrocannabinol. More rare side effects include: loss of hair, gangrene, webbed feet, and sudden and irreversible death. Take only as prescribed.

Don't suffer any longer. Talk to YOUR doctor about Adapost.

ABC: Relief is now as easy as 123.

09-11-2007, 04:29 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	The CCDC New information from the Cellar Center for Disease Control: Have you been experiencing painful swelling? Are your nether regions itchy and raw? Do you find yourself suddenly gasping for air? You may be suffering from Acute Bacterial Cellaritis (ABC.) Ask your doctor about Adapost. Adapost is the new 4 day treatment for the symptoms of ABC. Side effects include nausea, fainting, increased phlegm production, and loss of memory. Adapost should not be taken with acetominophen or alcohol. It is recommended that Adapost not be mixed with tetrahydrocannabinol. More rare side effects include: loss of hair, gangrene, webbed feet, and sudden and irreversible death. Take only as prescribed. Don't suffer any longer. Talk to YOUR doctor about Adapost. ABC: Relief is now as easy as 123.

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