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hot_pastrami · 05-04-2004, 11:39 AM

People are constantly asking me what makes me so damn cool. I usually reply by doing that about-to-shake-your-hand-but-fake-you-out-at-the-last-second-by-fixing-my-hair bit. Oh yeah. I'm so cool that it hurts. No, really... it does. Ouch.

Well, I guess I can come up with a few reasons:

I'm married to a babe.
I appeared briefly in the movie Footloose.
I've owned some fine high-powered automobiles, most recently a supercharged 2000 Camaro SS (sniff).
I create computer graphics for a living (though this is a recent change from programming).
I CAN believe it's not butter.
I had one of my photos published on the front page of a metropolitan newspaper, above the fold, about 8x10.
I can burp louder than jinx. WAY louder than Lumberjim.
I can drink an enormous amount of alcohol without being affected (ask me about the only time I ever got drunk).
...and many other reasons I am not at liberty to disclose.

See? Did I tell you or did I tell you?

05-04-2004, 11:39 AM	#94
hot_pastrami I am meaty Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 1,119	People are constantly asking me what makes me so damn cool. I usually reply by doing that about-to-shake-your-hand-but-fake-you-out-at-the-last-second-by-fixing-my-hair bit. Oh yeah. I'm so cool that it hurts. No, really... it does. Ouch. Well, I guess I can come up with a few reasons: I'm married to a babe. I appeared briefly in the movie Footloose. I've owned some fine high-powered automobiles, most recently a supercharged 2000 Camaro SS (sniff). I create computer graphics for a living (though this is a recent change from programming). I CAN believe it's not butter. I had one of my photos published on the front page of a metropolitan newspaper, above the fold, about 8x10. I can burp louder than jinx. WAY louder than Lumberjim. I can drink an enormous amount of alcohol without being affected (ask me about the only time I ever got drunk). ...and many other reasons I am not at liberty to disclose. See? Did I tell you or did I tell you? __________________ Hot Pastrami!