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Old 12-19-2013, 12:39 PM   #49
Big Sarge
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In the Deep South
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JB - I was making some jokes in very poor taste. Never raise your hand to a woman or harm a child. Only the most vile or despicable man would do this. Treat a woman like a princess and if she is a good woman she will treat you like a prince.

Don't speak of hitting a woman again or you will lose me as a friend. This is very serious to me. Also, don't mock gays for wearing nail polish. Currently my toe nails are painted red and purple because my daughter likes to do it. Nail polish doesn't make you any less of a man. Also, I wear make up in public to cover the ruddy skin on part of my face. I even wear fake eyebrows at times. Just because I do things to make me look less of a freak in public and make my daughter happy doesn't make me any less of a man

Dana - I apologize for making the crack about having my supper made and watching me play PS4
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