Hark! Hark!
Is that the landshark?
Knocking on my door is he wanting more
Flesh?
The peephole doesn't help people
Distinguish between dolphin and shark
Is it a harmless mammal
Or a fish knocking on doors in the dark?
Don't! Stop!
Don't open that door!
And don't go into that basement
It's full of monsters galore. At least FOUR!
And also don't move to Amityville.
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