An Iowa man whose wife testified his penis was too small to
be seen from 35 feet away now faces jail time for indecent
exposure. Doug Neece, 41, has been on trial for three charges of indecent exposure, the Quad City Times reported Friday. Part of his defense entailed having his wife testify that he is not well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen his penis from about 35 feet. That did not appear too convincing to the Scott County jury that took five hours to
convict him. Neece faces up to a year in jail on each charge
and will be placed on the state's sex offender registry.
Sorry, but....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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