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Originally Posted by BigV
get a plastic bag and fill it with some rocks. Put the bag in the toilet. The water level will rise. Thank you Aesop.
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Wait, that's from Fingerbobs, isn't it?
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Originally Posted by Undertoad
Also, cut way down on the red wine and artificially-colored cereals.
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Neither currantly (see what I did there?) consumed in this household.
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Originally Posted by limey
Smash the toilet accidentally (drop something heavy on it. Dad will buy a new one. Problem solved.
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Originally Posted by monster
better suggest mum does that or Sundae will be sent to Coventry again.
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Monster's got the family dynamics right. Except Mum would never agree with that approach. She's no shrinking violet. She'll just be all acid and venom, leaving Dad with NO idea what he's done wrong this time, despite heavy hints. I expect lots of bitchy personal comments along the lines of "I'm not surprised you didn't clean the table properly, you're willing to put up with a filthy toilet" and "No of course you didn't hear me deafo! You can't see that the toilet is filthy either!"
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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus
If it were me, I would just put a dimmer bulb in the bathroom.
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If I were living with you HLJ, I would BAN dimmer switches. Kiss kiss.
Sometimes I think dropping a rock on Mum's head would be the best solution.
But then who would clean the toilet?