Thread: If you died
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Old 04-23-2011, 03:36 PM   #42
Crimson Ghost
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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs View Post
I won't need to have anyone contact the Cellar when i die. Just check the news. The headline will read something like:
"Matt Damon arrested for manslaughter after being sexually assaulted in his home by a maniac wearing a jock strap and bunny slippers".

Ya know...

I'm not someone who gets grossed out easily, and it's extremely hard to offend me.

But this...

This is way over the line.

I am utterly disgusted.

There are some things that just should never be said.

And YOU, Sheldon, should be ashamed of yourself.

I would think that a grown man would be more aware of the offense that a statement like that would cause.

I mean, really.

For fucks sake.

BUNNY SLIPPERS?!?!!!

Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!!!

Wait...

What color slippers?

That does make a difference...
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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