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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs
I won't need to have anyone contact the Cellar when i die. Just check the news. The headline will read something like:
"Matt Damon arrested for manslaughter after being sexually assaulted in his home by a maniac wearing a jock strap and bunny slippers".

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Ya know...
I'm not someone who gets grossed out easily, and it's extremely hard to offend me.
But this...
This is way over the line.
I am utterly disgusted.
There are some things that just should never be said.
And YOU, Sheldon, should be ashamed of yourself.
I would think that a grown man would be more aware of the offense that a statement like that would cause.
I mean, really.
For fucks sake.
BUNNY SLIPPERS?!?!!!
Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!!!
Wait...
What color slippers?
That does make a difference...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years