08-18-2010, 03:25 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Quote:
Originally Posted by squirell nutkin
Once I went into a store and asked for 3 pounds of Polish sausage and the store keeper asked me if I was Polish. I said, "Yeah, what of it? If I'd asked for Italian sausage, would you have asked me if I were Italian?"
"Probably not." He replied.
"What if I asked for German sausage, would you ask if I were German?"
"Probably not." He said again.
"Then why assume I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?"
"Because this is a hardware store, Jack."
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Oldie, but, a goodie! 
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