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Old 03-20-2010, 10:19 PM   #1
Tulip
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Houston, TX
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 View Post
My brother and I were on the local Bozo Show. I don't remember it, but I hear I told a joke:

What's green and red and green and red and green and red.
A tomato in an elevator.

My brother's joke:

What's yellow and goes slam slam slam slam?
A four-door banana.

I can't BELIEVE I wasn't discovered on the spot.
I'm gonna tell my sister these jokes to get her reaction.
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