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Old 03-16-2010, 12:33 PM   #1
Shawnee123
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My brother and I were on the local Bozo Show. I don't remember it, but I hear I told a joke:

What's green and red and green and red and green and red.
A tomato in an elevator.

My brother's joke:

What's yellow and goes slam slam slam slam?
A four-door banana.

I can't BELIEVE I wasn't discovered on the spot.
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