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He was inside my Doritos bag last night as I picked it up. The surprise of having something moving in the bag startled me and he jumped out.
That little bastard now owes me for 2 bagsa CJ and a large bagga Doritos ($5 )!
He might be catchable without a trap. When the bag starts rattling maybe I can just close it up somehow. Then I can release him in the backyard and the "wild cat" can feed his family.
The mouse doesnt have a name Jeni. He doesnt have a job, he doesnt give blood or go to church. He isnt the soccer coach for the local schoolkids. He doesnt pay taxes and he doesnt have a driver's license. He wont be recieving social security when he "retires" and he doesnt have health insurance or a bank account.....
<b> Hes a MOUSE! Not a person!</b>
So I might feel bad for about 10 seconds for killing him, but I might not have to.
And, yes, he sure is cute munching on my food, zipping around on a sugar high. When I find mouse poops, they'll be cute too. And if I get the Plague, that'll be cute as well.
Hey, maybe I can just let him eat the fat food and wait for him to get diabetes or have a massive heart attack and die somewhat naturally?
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