Nocturnal Bag Rattler

slang · 11-11-2003, 11:47 AM

He was inside my Doritos bag last night as I picked it up. The surprise of having something moving in the bag startled me and he jumped out.

That little bastard now owes me for 2 bagsa CJ and a large bagga Doritos ($5 )!

He might be catchable without a trap. When the bag starts rattling maybe I can just close it up somehow. Then I can release him in the backyard and the "wild cat" can feed his family.

The mouse doesnt have a name Jeni. He doesnt have a job, he doesnt give blood or go to church. He isnt the soccer coach for the local schoolkids. He doesnt pay taxes and he doesnt have a driver's license. He wont be recieving social security when he "retires" and he doesnt have health insurance or a bank account.....

<b> Hes a MOUSE! Not a person!</b>

So I might feel bad for about 10 seconds for killing him, but I might not have to.

And, yes, he sure is cute munching on my food, zipping around on a sugar high. When I find mouse poops, they'll be cute too. And if I get the Plague, that'll be cute as well.

Hey, maybe I can just let him eat the fat food and wait for him to get diabetes or have a massive heart attack and die somewhat naturally?

View Poll Results: What should I do with this mouse?
Shoot the bastard and have him mounted	4	25.00%
Use a snap trap	0	0%
Use a sticky trap	0	0%
Get a mouser cat	3	18.75%
Make a small chair and set up a cellar account for him	9	56.25%
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11-11-2003, 11:47 AM	#1
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	He was inside my Doritos bag last night as I picked it up. The surprise of having something moving in the bag startled me and he jumped out. That little bastard now owes me for 2 bagsa CJ and a large bagga Doritos ($5 )! He might be catchable without a trap. When the bag starts rattling maybe I can just close it up somehow. Then I can release him in the backyard and the "wild cat" can feed his family. The mouse doesnt have a name Jeni. He doesnt have a job, he doesnt give blood or go to church. He isnt the soccer coach for the local schoolkids. He doesnt pay taxes and he doesnt have a driver's license. He wont be recieving social security when he "retires" and he doesnt have health insurance or a bank account..... <b> Hes a MOUSE! Not a person!</b> So I might feel bad for about 10 seconds for killing him, but I might not have to. And, yes, he sure is cute munching on my food, zipping around on a sugar high. When I find mouse poops, they'll be cute too. And if I get the Plague, that'll be cute as well. Hey, maybe I can just let him eat the fat food and wait for him to get diabetes or have a massive heart attack and die somewhat naturally?

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