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1. If you had $50K to spend on one car, which would you choose. (you don't get to keep the change)
but you didn't rule out selling the car. so i'd go with a mercedes slk roadster, which would, with minimal extras, come in just under 50k, and would have a great resale value even after driving it for a couple of years.
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You have to have sex in it before you sell it. That is the rule.
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2. Ketchup or mustard on you hotdog? ( I know this one is old, but it is SO telling)
your* and mustard. and lots of onion. only barbarians eat ketchup.
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I knew it! Freak, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. That's just disgusting.
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6. How did you lose your hair?
zipper accident
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so, you good with velcro, or has that caused problems too?
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9. Why is the sky blue?
because the shorter wavelengths are diffused by air molecules whereas the longer (red) wavelengths pass right on thru.
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You expect us to believe that wacko science talk? God did it! God did it all!
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10. What color is the number 6?
#000000
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Finally, you make some sense.