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or..... How not to write a birthday email.... or Happy birthday, my present to you is my life sucks more than yours.....

this just in from my sister

HI

Happy Birthday for Tuesday

I am afraid I only got to the post office on Saturday and they were quoting 7 days so I guess it will be next weekend (sorry) My only defense is that Hubby has been out in India all week and he would normally have done local villiage stuff in the week but it all got left to me at the weekend …..

He came back this morning at 8am (phew) it’s a struggle to commute, work, Ballet three times (exam next Monday) Library, tap and a swimming lesson and do all the house stuff - especially the week after our annual house destruction party - Hubby left at 5am on Sunday morning leaving me with ALL the scrubbing and cleaning up - including face paint trodden into carpet throughout the house, double dip sherbert dropped on the carpet etc etc - Just about finished as I collected Hubby a week later…. (hmm very well planned trip me thinks)

We never having a party like that again - it was great fun but after …… This year we are having new carpets so it doesn’t matter but any other time …….

Ah Well - Happy Birthday

Love

Sister Hubby Child

um, thanks