Thread: The Dick Slit
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Old 03-18-2008, 04:49 PM   #50
Dingleschmutz
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Originally Posted by Flint View Post
I'd like to know why you need to un-buckle your belt,
or un-tuck your shirt, to get something out of this opening:
Think about it. Boxers are effectively set up the same way as regular shorts/jeans, whatever. The purpose of avoiding using the dick slit is so you don't have to go fishing around for your unit and pull it out through the hole. But if you don't unbuckle your jeans/belt, you might as well just use the dick slit because then you're still going to have to thread your dick through the opening you just made with your zipper. And even if you chose NOT to do that, then you'd have to thread your dick over your belt buckle, and then we'd REALLY have aiming issues. Nope, not for me, I'm an unabashed open trouser urinator, much more liberating, let the boys breathe the open air a couple times a day.
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