http://www.tabasco.com/taste_tent/me...co_de_mayo.cfm
Guess what? Some smart ass at Whole Foods decided to stock the top shelf with
Tobasco mayonnaise. Of course I bought that completely embarrassing abomination. It was packaged by the devil so my mouth can be on fire while I'm having a heart attack. Never was a disgusting food directed so- right at me. I was going to finally do the right thing and get a healthier version of mayo. And there it was demonically possessing the top shelf. I even had to get on my tippy-toes to reach it. OOOh. A little self-humiliation. And we aren't even going to talk about what I ate with it.
