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Originally Posted by sycamore
How many dead babies does it take to paint a building?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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That is the opener for my next meeting!
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How did Helen Keller get carpel tunnel syndrome?
Jerking off with one hand, moaning with the other.
Know how to castrate a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why did God give women yeast infections?
So that they would know what it's like living with an irritating cunt.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years