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Originally posted by Undertoad
...and says: "Why don't you just go inside?"
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"Because I hate standing in line as much as you do."
"Because I'm afraid my conceled handgun might make them nervous."
"Because I'm afraid they might recognize me from that time I pulled a holdup."
"Because they're nice people and I have a loathsome contagious disease." {then cough on the questioner}