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How do you tell the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
The skidmarks are in front of the snake.
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Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
Professional Courtesy.
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What do you call a busful of dead lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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(when I was a secretary there was one Public Defender that used to call a couple times a week and I'd hit him with a new lawyer joke every time.)
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