You know; I've never seen a person so depressed since the elephant sat on the farmer's wife.
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Depressesd?
oh, well, that was not a very good one. how about this one:
Y'all know what is a Volskvagen? (pauses for answer) Ok, How many elephants can you fit into one? Five, 2 in the front, 3 in the back... but wait that is not the joke. Why the giraffes did not went to the movies. (scroll down for answer.
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. Because the elephants took the Volkswagen.