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Old 07-09-2004, 11:23 AM   #2
Cyber Wolf
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Oh pshaw. Peeing without sitting is totally not just a man thing. Women can pee without actually sitting down (and in some cases, you don't WANT to...) and without getting everything everywhere. It's an acquired skill, you do need the balance for it, but it's possible. And have any of the women involved ever been in a public restroom? Women can be downright NASTY.

I wonder if they realize that every time you flush you send a cloud of germs and bacteria into the air. The flushing act aeriates some of the liquid in the bowl. Granted, it not enough to utterly sicken and kill a family if the airborne bits get, let's say, on your toothbrush, but I'd say urine fragmentation is far less a threat than that. Besides, what kind of family are you if you let someone missing the bowl destroy the familial relationships? Talk about petty.
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