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Forum: Nothingland 09-11-2014, 05:55 PM
Replies: 11,270
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Posted By Elspode
Fuck

We are turning into a nation of voyeurs...but not good, honest, sexual voyeurs. No, that's off the table anymore. We're voyeurs via TV shows about what comes out of people's garages, storage units,...
Forum: Nothingland 11-25-2009, 08:36 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
Selene and I *both* have the flu, possibly H1N1, ...

Selene and I *both* have the flu, possibly H1N1, but they didn't actually do strain tests.

This is not fun. Definitely putting the kibosh on a nice Thanksgiving.
Forum: Nothingland 11-02-2009, 06:05 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
My boss has actually told me flat out that he and...

My boss has actually told me flat out that he and I would be the last guys out the door in a worst case scenario. I don't really know if it is because I'm indispensable, or because he's gotten used...
Forum: Nothingland 11-02-2009, 05:33 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
Nope. My truck is 11 years old and has nearly a...

Nope. My truck is 11 years old and has nearly a quarter million miles on the clock. However, it is sturdy, reliable and not even slightly rusty. But - I only carry liability, and that doesn't...
Forum: Nothingland 11-01-2009, 07:24 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
Went out this afternoon to find that the local...

Went out this afternoon to find that the local scumbags left me rear tailgate glass on my Explorer smashed out with square steel tube shelf support about four feet long that was still in the back of...
Forum: Nothingland 09-22-2009, 07:13 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
Well, shit. I was going to complain about...

Well, shit. I was going to complain about something malfunctioning on my bike, but now that seems pretty fucking petty. Nevermind.
Forum: Nothingland 09-19-2009, 07:50 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
What you need is an earnest mouth to suck that...

What you need is an earnest mouth to suck that ear out, girl.
Forum: Nothingland 09-19-2009, 03:30 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
My stereo bluetooth headset keeps having issues...

My stereo bluetooth headset keeps having issues with the contacts in the removable part that attaches the right/left side earpiece, making it cut out, and making me have to constantly fuck with it if...
Forum: Nothingland 12-01-2008, 06:37 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
I'm sorry to hear about your friend, Shawnee. ...

I'm sorry to hear about your friend, Shawnee. Somewhere, Osama bin Laden is still alive, and your friend is dying.

Proof that the world is neither logical nor kind. Be strong.
Forum: Nothingland 10-29-2008, 07:59 AM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
I am unhappy because I am home sick again...

I am unhappy because I am home sick again today...a week after being home sick. TF's respiratory illness has now spread through our entire household, in fact, proving that the surest vector for...
Forum: Nothingland 09-14-2008, 07:44 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
Health issues? What's wrong? The thing...

Health issues? What's wrong?

The thing that's upsetting me today is leaving Friday night chat before MTP got really naughty.
Forum: Nothingland 09-08-2008, 07:44 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
I'm pretty upset about LJ's passing, despite his...

I'm pretty upset about LJ's passing, despite his protestations that he's not quite dead yet.
Forum: Nothingland 09-06-2008, 06:21 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
People suck. I hope the bastards get enough...

People suck. I hope the bastards get enough money for your stuff to buy a sufficient amount of dope to OD on.
Forum: Nothingland 08-10-2008, 11:10 AM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
I don't know about a gem of a guy. Maybe a cubic...

I don't know about a gem of a guy. Maybe a cubic zirconia of a guy...
Forum: Nothingland 08-09-2008, 04:54 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
I'm not upset today, exactly, but I could...

I'm not upset today, exactly, but I could be...happier?

The new couple (see "What's Making You Happy Today" thread) asked for Friday and Saturday alone after their handfasting, and so I am at Tree...
Forum: Nothingland 07-30-2008, 08:45 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
Major suckage, CZ. How old was the structure?

Major suckage, CZ. How old was the structure?
Forum: Nothingland 06-15-2008, 04:34 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
Bad washing machine design...

Bad washing machine design...
Forum: Nothingland 09-07-2007, 06:17 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
I am now officially 0-3 in the date department. ...

I am now officially 0-3 in the date department. My opportunities this week have been eliminated by, in order (1) deciding to forego sexual interactions outside of marriage for awhile, (2) three day...
Forum: Nothingland 09-06-2007, 06:27 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
Heartland Pagan Festival - May 22-26, 2008. We...

Heartland Pagan Festival - May 22-26, 2008. We are considering hiring Wendy Rule (http://www.wendyrule.com/), a fellow Aussie, to be a performer. Maybe you could fly along on her coattails or...
Forum: Nothingland 09-05-2007, 07:02 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
fuck no...if only. No, I ended up being probably...

fuck no...if only. No, I ended up being probably the only person out of 350 or so who did not have sex that night.
Forum: Nothingland 09-05-2007, 06:29 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
Well, one blessing about how I live my dating...

Well, one blessing about how I live my dating life is that there are possibilities, and then there are *certainties*. Friday is a certainty, as is tomorrow night, which just was cemented today. In...
Forum: Nothingland 09-04-2007, 11:21 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
Wife now gone on weeklong trip w/beau. ...

Wife now gone on weeklong trip w/beau. Meanwhile, my most torrid correspondent has hit maximum stress level in her life and ceased all extramarital frolic (although she did come over tonight and...
Forum: Nothingland 08-31-2007, 04:59 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
Damnit. I've moved from the "Happy" thread to...

Damnit. I've moved from the "Happy" thread to this one. Sunday night date cancelled. The wife's out at a giant Pagan lustfest, and my one chance at action has gone bye-bye. Not happy.
Forum: Nothingland 08-31-2007, 04:58 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
Ugh. Perhaps if you got a nipple pierced at the...

Ugh. Perhaps if you got a nipple pierced at the same time, it would be worthwhile?
Forum: Nothingland 08-30-2007, 09:20 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,625,844
Posted By Elspode
My wife is going to a weekend festival without me...

My wife is going to a weekend festival without me (by my choice) wherein it is likely that she'll have quite the carnal good time. I have a single date on Sunday. For some reason, this seems to...
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